clitarhero:

FAVORITE MOVIE:

THE TRUMAN SHOW (1998)
Director: Peter Weir

i need to watch this.

This movie still makes me kind of paranoid

I miss old Lily :(

looool

kickmybrains:

military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

what

stonerparty:

10uhclock

tmz:

Miley Cyrus celebrated her boyfriend Liam’s birthday last weekend by licking a birthday cake that would make most men feel … just plain inadequate.

Click to see ALL the photos.

oh

tough-love24:

cestlaviee-e:

xcesss24:

urblogsuxhaha:

-amynguyen:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON

 Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T I SEE THIS POST LAST WEEK

FUCK. WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS. 

Omg freaking revolutionary.

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK. RIGHT AFTER FINALS

Oh this is so cool! Thank god I saw this right after I finished high school!